I prepose, an unofficial, 'could have been' a Selfie, contest?

I prepose, an unofficial, 'could have been' a Selfie, contest? Where it NEARLY fit the requirements, of this weeks contest.  ;-)

PS: In case it's not totally obvious, this is not me in the photo, nor did I take it. It just, "could have been me", which is the whole point to this satire posting.  :-)